Thursday, January 1, 2009

teflon

will be banned from kitchens by royal decree and all subjects trained to properly season and maintain cast iron pans, skillets, griddles, and the like. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

pots and pans

will be of sturdy construction, not this flimsy aluminum junk, without plastic knobs or handles, such that stews started on the stove and finished in the oven will no longer occasion muttered cusswords and mid-course changes of cookware. when i am king, this is how it shall be.