Thursday, February 26, 2009

garbage can lids

will be built so that they do not detach from the rest of the can at the slightest provocation, to be left for the next conscientious individual to reaffix with much gnashing of teeth. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

Monday, February 23, 2009

PDFs

will have text layers that only break at paragraphs, such that copying and pasting from them will no longer be an enormous pain. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

Monday, February 2, 2009

e-book readers

will be light, compact, thin, and will not have keyboards. they will permit annotation layers and accept PDFs of all types from all sources. they will also be inexpensive and have a long battery life. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

bottles with dripless pourtops

will not drip when liquids are poured from them. when i am king, this is how it shall be.