Wednesday, March 4, 2009

misuse of words

will be punishable by extreme pain and public shaming. no longer will words like "hoard" and "horde," or "discreet" and "discrete," be interchanged with impunity, especially in academic journals that should know better. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

journals

will be required to publish digital versions that are suitable for online reading. this means no double (or triple) column layouts, no 2-inch wide columns, a text-layer that contains wrapping text, and type optimized for pixelation (so none of this garamond bullshit). when i am king, this is how it shall be.