will be stored as blobs with persistent and unique IDs within a service and linked to rather than attached, to prevent the constant replication of identical files. when i am king, etc.
will be coated with adhesives that adhere firmly but detach easily with force applied in a 45-degree angle, and without leaving behind a layer of gummy crud that somehow always turns black and can never be removed except with mineral spirits or a product such as goo-gone. when i am king, this is how it shall be.