when i am king, restaurants will have coatrooms with filtered air sources and positive air pressure such that i will never again have to smell all day the tandoori chicken that was so good at lunch.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
whole grain noodles
when i am king, manufacturers of whole grain udon noodles will be compelled to make them flavourful. when i am king, this is how it shall be.
sponges
when i am king, i will decree that users of sponges rinse them thoroughly, squeeze them dry, and lay them in a position favourable to thorough airing. when i am king, this is what i will do.
kitchen sinks
when i am king, manufacturers will make sinks that do not have that little space between sink and wall that always gets cruddy and slimey. when i am king, this is what i shall do.
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