Monday, November 3, 2008

isolated coatrooms

when i am king, restaurants will have coatrooms with filtered air sources and positive air pressure such that i will never again have to smell all day the tandoori chicken that was so good at lunch.

Monday, October 20, 2008

whole grain noodles

when i am king, manufacturers of whole grain udon noodles will be compelled to make them flavourful. when i am king, this is how it shall be.

sponges

when i am king, i will decree that users of sponges rinse them thoroughly, squeeze them dry, and lay them in a position favourable to thorough airing. when i am king, this is what i will do.

kitchen sinks

when i am king, manufacturers will make sinks that do not have that little space between sink and wall that always gets cruddy and slimey. when i am king, this is what i shall do.