ground meat

will be frozen in 1/2 pound blocks separated by wax paper immediately after it returns from the grocery store, such that those returning home after a day of looking forward to really fantastic burgers with homemade curry paste only to discover that they'd accidentally put the beef cubes in the refrigerator to defrost the night before need never again microwave defrost four pounds of ground sirloin. when i am king, this is how it shall be.